World of Why?: 04 September 2005

Friday, September 09, 2005

Ah Golf, beloved of northern comedians such as Jimmy Tarbuck. His mother in law's awful, you know.

Although portrayed as funny in these pages, alcoholism is not a laughing matter. Just ask Sean Penn.

Flights can be fun, as long as there is sufficient alcohol on board. In '72 a flight took off with insufficient vodka. There were no survivors.

Changing a man may seem like a fun project, but it can end in disaster.

Rock stars profess to prefer dying to fading away, but just try telling that to beat combo The Rolling Stones