Friday, August 12, 2005

Violence. You got a problem with that?

As Hollywood man of steel Russell Crowe has proved numerous times, violence can't solve problems, but can be highly entertaining.

Posted by Nick James at 5:29 PM 4 comments

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Love is...

Love is a wonderful emotion. It can heal many hurts and forgive all kinds of criminality, just ask famed singer Michael Jackson

Posted by Nick James at 5:05 PM 3 comments

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Self Acceptance

The battle for self-acceptance is long and hard, witness the faltering steps of teen drunkard Tara Reid

Posted by Nick James at 2:49 PM 2 comments

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Shopping Centered

It is clear that shopping has filled the gap left by religion in some people's lives. See also: Oprah and chocolate

Posted by Nick James at 1:59 PM 1 comments

Monday, August 08, 2005

The Circle of Life

the Circle of life is a wonderful song by Elton John, and is in no way associated with this substandard filth.

Posted by Nick James at 7:13 PM 3 comments
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