Friday, October 08, 2004

Human Duality

Imagine if Sigourney Weaver was the star of this strip, I imagine it would be much hotter

This guy looks like famed post-punk legend David Byrne

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Love/Trash

If you want to find out more about a fovourte singer, such as Shania Twain or Lindsey Lohan, a root through her garbage might be in order. Who knows what treasures you might find? Maybe even discarded lingerie, or a cereal packet.

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

The Demon Drink

Drinking is an awesome way to relieve social tensions during dinner engagements, as Pamela Anderson discovered in her first meeeting with Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee

Monday, October 04, 2004

One Appalling Pun

"A Portrait of the Artist as a Sliced Hand"

To God, Joyce and my unfortunate readers: I am so very sorry

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Bloody Apologies

Today was going to be the day when I unveiled a very special, full colour, beautifully conceived strip. This would have been up to a stunning 2 times the size of the normal, weekday strip. Just imagine. However, my hand had a unfortunate encounter with a broken glass, suffering bleeding the like of which I have never seen. It took fully 6 pints of "recovery beer" until I felt even vaguely pain-free. But weep not for my hand, it will heal, as is the way of these things; rather, weep for the glass, which will never again contain liquid, its life destiny as shattered as its sorry form, now decorating the bottom of my local bottle bank.